3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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