I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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