They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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He better not be in your backpack
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My penis needs a shock collar
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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