The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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