every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
worst night to have a conscience
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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