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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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