Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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