The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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