yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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