I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
