Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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