Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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