Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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