I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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