Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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