everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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