can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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