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(619): View more from California

Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.

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(619): Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular. http://tfl.nu/9sri

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Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.

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(307): Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR. http://tfl.nu/n9la

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(936): View more from Texas

im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...

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(936): im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses... http://tfl.nu/w5rv

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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer

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(713): I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer http://tfl.nu/b3qs

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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.

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(972): I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up. http://tfl.nu/rj29

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(718): View more from New York

Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.

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(718): Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night. http://tfl.nu/a8sl

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(443): View more from Maryland

There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.

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(443): There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees. http://tfl.nu/9alk

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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"

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(740): There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!" http://tfl.nu/rva9

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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out

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(239): they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out http://tfl.nu/ncls

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(551): View more from New Jersey

The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.

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(551): The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet. http://tfl.nu/8f2g

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(941): View more from Florida

You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.

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(941): You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard. http://tfl.nu/vxrl

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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.

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(412): I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke. http://tfl.nu/tyrp

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(937): View more from Ohio

My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.

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(937): My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you. http://tfl.nu/3o9h

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(409): View more from Texas

Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony

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(409): Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony http://tfl.nu/ljga

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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD

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(360): Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD http://tfl.nu/j288

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