Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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