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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?

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• (415): View more from California

  if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.

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• (323): View more from California

  My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???

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• (254): View more from Texas

  You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!

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