I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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