it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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