I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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