is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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