I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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