if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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