Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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