she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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