I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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