I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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