Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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