Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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How does one acquire holy water?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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