I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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