No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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