just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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