We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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