Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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