I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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