arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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