I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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