Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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