google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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