found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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