You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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