The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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