best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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