Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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