u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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