what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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