piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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