4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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