Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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