I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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