You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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