my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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