She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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